Social convention jokes
Yo mama's so gay that, after watching Aladdin, she tried to fly on a pride flag!
Why is it everyone wants to rub a pregnant woman's stomach but never the man's balls where the baby actually came from and the real ones that deserve the congratulations?
Imagine saying "my bad" instead of "sorry for your loss" at a funeral.
I'm sorry and I apologize mean the same thing, except at a funeral.
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
69, 420, 21.
"I'm sorry" and "my bad" mean the same thing. Except at a funeral.
Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.
Leave a like down below if you think Stephen Hawking should stand for the National Anthem.
Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but the moment I say "blacks against whites" I'm the bad guy?
My friend group is pretty diverse. I'm Japanese, one friend is Filipino, one is American, one is Italian, and the last one is German.
Out of everyone in the friend group, the Filipino and the American were the quickest to feel uncomfortable when I asked, "Who wants to go on a march with me?"
Have you ever noticed when a woman is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "congrats," but none of them touch the man's penis and say "well done?"