Social convention jokes
I'm sorry and I apologize mean the same thing, except at a funeral.
Why is it everyone wants to rub a pregnant woman's stomach but never the man's balls where the baby actually came from and the real ones that deserve the congratulations?
Yo mama's so gay that, after watching Aladdin, she tried to fly on a pride flag!
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
69, 420, 21.
Imagine saying "my bad" instead of "sorry for your loss" at a funeral.
"I'm sorry" and "my bad" mean the same thing. Except at a funeral.
Women be like don't tell me what to wear, proceeds to tell men what to wear.
Why is it that when in PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but in public when I say "blacks against whites" or "boys against girls" I'm the bad guy?
Women be like chivalry is dead, then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.
The American salute starts with your hand facing flat towards the ground on your head.
The British salute starts with your hand against your head just like the American salute.
The French salute starts with your hands in the air.
The Saudi salute starts with you being bent over with a camel tongue in your ass.
Society