Social convention jokes

Yo mama's so gay that, after watching Aladdin, she tried to fly on a pride flag!

Why is it everyone wants to rub a pregnant woman's stomach but never the man's balls where the baby actually came from and the real ones that deserve the congratulations?

Imagine saying "my bad" instead of "sorry for your loss" at a funeral.

What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?

I'm sorry and I apologize mean the same thing, except at a funeral.

69, 420, 21.

"I'm sorry" and "my bad" mean the same thing. Except at a funeral.