Social convention jokes

Yo mama's so gay that, after watching Aladdin, she tried to fly on a pride flag!

Why is it everyone wants to rub a pregnant woman's stomach but never the man's balls where the baby actually came from and the real ones that deserve the congratulations?

Imagine saying "my bad" instead of "sorry for your loss" at a funeral.

I'm sorry and I apologize mean the same thing, except at a funeral.

What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?

69, 420, 21.

"I'm sorry" and "my bad" mean the same thing. Except at a funeral.

Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.

You're at your girlfriend's house for a family dinner. Your GF says, "Daddy, please pass me the salt," when you and her father begin to reach for the salt.

When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.

Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but the moment I say "blacks against whites" I'm the bad guy?

Women: “Men used to go to war, now they go to clubs.”

Men: “Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked, now it’s $3.99.”