Implication jokes
"Candice balls fit up your nose."
Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?
Person: Big black what?
Riddler: ...
Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.
"So I asked a genie if he could grant me this wish. I wished to be like Michael Jackson. The next day, I was in a playground full of little kids."
Just because she can't crawl doesn't mean she can't eat my balls.
Mal is from alabama
So I told the officer, "I can't even walk when I'm sober."
I would never slap a woman, then I’d be destroying property.
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin."
Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night."
Kid 1: "As if."
Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister."
Kid 1: "I don't have a sister."
Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
I meant because.
3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!
When people are ready to die for their country:
Trust the Unionist Party.
Better than Reform.
Ratio.
If I agreed with Leo, then that wouldn’t solve anything. It would just make BOTH of us dumb.
Woman do have rights!
How do u know Stephen Hawking is having a seizure?
He spills coffee on his iPad.
Billy: *spits out food*
Mom: BILLY! We swallow what we have in our mouths.
Dad: *looks at mom*
Mom: Shut up.
If you get it, you get it.
I like my women like I like my wine: 12 years in a basement.
Community talk
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