So jokes

Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!

I'm so friking dumb, even I need Joe Mama so fricking bad.

Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines 'til yo mama bounced on one.

Yo mama so fat that she broke the chair by sitting on it.

I lost my job at the bank today. A lady told me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

Hi, um okay... Knock! Knock! Who's there? Doris! Doris who? Doris look I need the key!

Um...oh here another one! Okay...so sorry I type random things on these joke sites...anyway...okay. What is a book never written: "Beautiful sites of the corel rife written by the ocean!"

tbh, I was not even talking to you guys. I was talking to the funny jokes about Ariana, and people were saying she was adopted, so, tbh, fuck off!

Yo forehead so big you look like Aeri.

It says in the Bible to only think about what’s pure and lovely... So I’ve been thinking about you all day long.

Your hairline is so far back dinosaurs are seeing it.

My brother likes his Vegemite so black, it stole our car.

You're so fat you can't see your penis when you piss.

Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...

So I was in the lunch room and was sitting by the peanut allergic kids' table. I stood up and I threw an opened bag of peanuts at them and yelled, "25 kill streak!" 🤣😂

Why can’t orphans do homeschool? They don’t have a home to do so.

Yo mama so black, when God saw her, he said, "Let there be light!" but twice.

So, one day I saw a dog outside, so I played with it. Then I was like, "I’m gonna see its name and where it lives." So I did. Then... its name was Momo. Then I looked to see where it lived. It said "Joe Momma Street."

One time I saw a kid crying, so I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working at an orphanage!

Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and touched her thigh and said, "Do you wanna?" Jill said yes and pulled up her dress and they had some fun.

But silly Jill forgot her pills, and so they had a son.

So I gave a disabled kid hot wheels. I mean cars, no I gave him literal hot wheels!