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Why does it take so long for the pirates to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend years on C! Pirate: A, B, sea?
Chuck Norris is so immortal, even he killed Death.
A man walked into a shop and asked the shop keeper for a potato clock.
The shop keeper said, "I don't know what a potato clock is."
The man said, "Me neither, but I'm starting a new job and my boss told me work starts at 9, so I'd have to get a potato clock."
Your mama so fat, when Pennywise said, "We all float down here," he saw her and suddenly knew he was mistaken.
Memes
Why were the 1800s so crazy?
Because of Hairriet Tubman.
I only made so it's the 69th in the hair category.
Why does a woodpecker have a beak?
So as to not smash his head against the tree.
Your breath is so hot, it made the Chicago fire!
I have OCD and ADD, so everything has to be perfect... but not for very long.
Why do musicians in New Orleans smell so good?
Because they're jasmine (jazz men)!
My sister is so annoying. She won $10,000 to go to hell.
I donβt get why Katniss was bitching so much in βThe Hunger Gamesβ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I donβt hear any of them complaining.
Why is the graveyard so noisy?
Because of all the coffin : )
Yo mama is so ugly that the Grinch fell out when he saw her!
Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem.
Yo mama's so big, her belt size is "equator."
When you find out your wife had a miscarriage,
So you start singing "Itβs the best day ever!"
Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.