How do you know someone from India is a good sniper?
They have a dot in the middle of the head.
A guy is talking to an Indian therapist.
He had a red dot, and the American thought it was from a sniper rifle and tackled him and said, "I thought the red dot on your head was from a sniper rifle!"
What makes a 360 no-scope and JFK's assassination similar?
Both were some of the greatest achievements in history to achieve.
I just went to India and thought why do they have so many sniper hitmen turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser
Call of Duty kill cam be like.
This is the best kill streak ever!
Mom, where are we going?
To your grandma's funeral.
Yeah, 'cause I 360 no-scoped that b*tch in the face.
The pope drives around in a glass box or as I like to call him a snipers dream
"Whole November month, sniper lessons available in Dallas U.S.?"
Billy: Dad, I was shot by a sniper!
Dad: Uh...
*hides his rifle*
I took my mother in law out today...
I love being a sniper...
what cant a sniper say to his wife i missed you
I took my girlfriend out the other day... Man, do I love being a sniper.
I took my mother-in-law out yesterday God being a sniper is so fun
What do you call a Communist sniper? -- A Marxman.
