Sneakiness jokes
Kid: Hey, what’s black and sneaky!
Social studies teacher: Harriet Tubman.
What do you call a sneaky child molester?
Incogpedo.
What do you call a sneaky SCP-096?
The Spy Guy!
Mexican Comedy Week
Margarita Monday Taco Tuesday Wetback Wednesday Tequila Thursday Fiesta Friday Shake It Saturday Sneaky Sunday
2019 Senior Prank: Hey fellas, let's black out the school. Haha, we're so sneaky, oh yes!
2020 Senior Prank: Hey guys, I'm a tech whiz, let's spread a rumor on the internet saying a disease called the corona virus exists! Haha, it'd be so funny and good, even the whole world might fall for it!
Everyone in December 2020 looks at tech whiz: "...you son of a b*tch!!!"
Tech whiz: "You guys are the a**holes! I mean you fell for it for a whole year!"
I don't like to use the word "kidnapping". So I just use the term: "surprise adoption."
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket, "You can hide but you can't run."
Ever heard of the show "Naked and Afraid"? That's what I call hide-and-seek with my uncle.
What does it mean when a man has a dodgy past? It means he has skeletons in his closet.
What does it mean when a man likes Lana Del Rey better than Ed Sheeran? It means he has a closet full of women's leather pants (but no women in their dating history).
To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide, but you can't run.
