Snape jokes
Why did Severus Snape cross the road wearing an invisibility cloak?
So no one would know what side he was on.
You're so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, you broke the correction.
Teacher: Kids, what are some things you have that make you happy? Kid 1: I have my family to make me happy. Kid 2: I have my friends to make me happy. Teacher: What about you, Sean? Sean: I have to take pills to make me happy...
What does a wizard say when doing drugs? Injecto Patronum!
A man is at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. A few years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: “What the hell was that all about?”
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?
Are you ready, kids?🤣
What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?
Are you ready kids?
Community talk
so there is this guy, let's call him snape. snape is eggman (my crush)'s bestie, and there is something... suspicious about him. there was this one time he said i had the biggest asian eyes, when it is clearly my bully's brother. I personally think my eyes are pretty small, and definetely smaller than my bully's brother's. I have no idea why snape is rooting for someone that is not his friend. plz lmk if this sus