Smoke detector jokes

Damn girl, are you a smoke detector? Because you're super annoying and won't shut up.

"BlessedBrian must be a SMOKE DETECTOR... because he never fails to kill the vibe."

I googled "How to start a wildfire." I got 48,500 matches.

What do you call a chair that smokes weed?

A high chair.

The average human male walks for five miles, but the gas station is ten miles away. So why does it take fifteen years for my dad to buy cigarettes?

I saw a sign the other day that said "Maximum penalty for smoking is £1,000."

But that's not right. Surely the maximum penalty for smoking is Death.