Smoke detector jokes

Damn girl, are you a smoke detector? Because you're super annoying and won't shut up.

"BlessedBrian must be a SMOKE DETECTOR... because he never fails to kill the vibe."

I saw a sign the other day that said "Maximum penalty for smoking is £1,000."

But that's not right. Surely the maximum penalty for smoking is Death.

I googled "How to start a wildfire." I got 48,500 matches.

The average human male walks for five miles, but the gas station is ten miles away. So why does it take fifteen years for my dad to buy cigarettes?

What do you call a chair that smokes weed?

A high chair.

What did the north tower say to the south tower?

"You're too young to smoke."