Smoke detector jokes

Damn girl, are you a smoke detector? Because you're super annoying and won't shut up.

What time is it when you can smell smoke inside?

Time to get outside!

I told my friend you should definitely quit smoking, but he could not find me because he was already up in flames.

"BlessedBrian must be a SMOKE DETECTOR... because he never fails to kill the vibe."

What do you call a person who smokes?

Smokey the Bear.