Slag Jokes

Pregnancy

How do you get a slag from Dundee pregnant?

Spunk in the gutter and let the flies do the work...

Slang

Somebody told me that black slang is just white slang in reverse. For example:

White person: Dad, you're home!

Black person: Dad?

White person: You can keep the change.

Black person: Empty the register.

Piece

A slag is like the first piece of bread in a loaf. Everyone touches it, but nobody wants it.

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