You know, I got a SKELETON, of these jokes, all are HUMERUS, yeah, this get’s Under people’s SKIN, but I guess you could call their FUNNY BONE BROKEN! People try and hit me when this happens, luckily, I got THICK SKIN! Yeah, thanks for listening, hope you got these puns down TO THE BONE!
Q: What do you call a skeleton that go's to school but doesn't do any work A:lazy bones
I have a skeleTON of jokes but none of them are very humerous.
How do skeletons talk to each other? By the telebone.
Q: Why do I like bone jokes so much?
A: Because they are Humerus
My friends say they don’t like my skeleton puns.
I should put a little more backbone into them.
one day a skeleton never worked every one called him lazybones.
one day a skeleton wasn't laughing someone asked him why are you not laughing it turns out he fell and broke his bone, his funny bone that is.
What is the skeletons favorited car?
: a zamBONEy
What's a skeleton's favourite instrument?
A Trombone.
What's a skeleton's favorite plant? A BONE-zai tree. But if they don't like that one, how about a S-pine tree?
What do you call a skeleton with no friends BONELY
Two skeleton brothers are talking 1st bro: Hey get up you and do some exercise you are so hevy you weigh a ton! 2nd bro: A skele-TON :)
I'm not lazy, I'm just bone tired. I bet that one tickled your funny bone. It sure got me rattled. Don't try to stop me. I've got a skele-ton of these!
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road. It didn't have the guts to do it.
Why did the skeleton go to the movies by himself?
He had no-body to go with.
A skeleton walks into a bar. Orders a beer and a mop.
My friends hate when i make skeleton jokes.I guess i need to put more backbone into it.
What’s a skeletons favorite instrument— the trombone
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