Six month jokes

I dated an Indian girl for about six months. She was always Sikhing attention.

Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months.

Heyyy, in the last six months, [I had] 4 suicide attempts, broke up with 3 girls, and my mom went on drugs.

Once a boy named penis had a crush on a girl named vagina. Their teacher found out and explained not to bump into each other; as innocence, they said yes.

One day, penis found his teacher in the bed naked masturbating. The teacher wanted hardcore anal sex, but vagina found it out and went to see them. The teacher told vagina that it's normal. Penis said, "Gosh, that it's normal, I put my dildo in vagina's pussy." Then they three had a hell of a time and they all were pleasured, but after six months, they both had a child, one named dildo and another named pussy.

So, narrated, it can be told that penis had sex with vagina and her teacher normally but ended up getting a dildo and pussy.

Did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar?

They each got six months.

Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar?

No?

They both got six months.

Did you hear about the two burglars that stole a calendar?

I hear they got six months each.