Six foot jokes
I was outside digging a six-foot hole when I found a treasure box with jewels and shiny gems! I almost went inside to tell my wife, then I remembered why I was digging the hole.
What's 6ft long, red, and my girlfriend cries when I feed it to her?
A miscarriage.
When Stephen Hawking's teacher asked him, "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
He said, "Six foot four."
Woman: I want a man who is 6 feet and 6 inches.
Man: Is 6 feet and 6 inches one thing or two?
Woman: Two, I want a man who is 6 feet and also is 6 inches.
Man: Shit!
Other girls want a guy who is 6ft, but does me being 6ft under count?
What’s a foot on one end, a foot on the other end, and a foot in the middle?
A meter stick.
Six shila.
62 is not just any number, as it so happens to be my height, 6'2", just as 25 is my age on Facebook.