My sister asked where is my book ....me..: itti badi nak hai gufa jaisi dhund us mei
Son: Dad, why did name my sister Paris? Dad: Because she was made there. Son: Thanks, Dad. Dad: You're welcome, Backseat.
Balls
I was at my drumming lesson and I accidentally dropped my drum stick when my sister made a terrible joke. KA-DOOM-CHA
A lady asked if I heard about the mass shooting in Ohio. I said yes my friend died there. She said I’m so sorry. I said yeah I tried telling him the police had good aim. Worse than that he just found out his sister was cheating on him.
Q. There were 2 sisters. One was having twins and asked her sister to help name the children. If one was named Deniece, what was the other named? A. Denephew.
I saw a trophy in my sister room. So I said congratulations for your cheer leading. My sister said I didn't win the trophy for cheer leading, so I ask why. My sister said I won because I give the best best jobs.
I ask my sister why does the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time. My siister said to me I love him long time.
My mom show me that she could deep throat a banana. I ask how you know how to do that. My mom said I practice on your step father.
My sister keeps cursing... so I made fun of her... fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk, fowl language is for chickens!
Best friend: dude your sister is hot i’d Hit that
Me: already did SWEEETT HOMMEE ALABAMA
where did stephan hawking go after he died? fnaf sister location
My sister got mad when i rold her this joke about say this word 10 times and she got in trouble and it was a funny word that she did not even no what she was saying ahhahaha 😆 lol
What's better then sex with your 12 year old sister?
Rolling her over and pretending it's your 10 year old brother
Fun fact! If you steal your sister's cat, she will be mad.
I ask my sister to get me a cup of fruit punch. I realized she was taking a bit so I walk to the kitchen and noticed that she spilled it on herself. I asked her how did you do that but there was no response.
My sister said the onion is the only vegetable that can make you cry ... So I threw a carrot at her
how did the guy greet his wife howdy sister
Sisters Before misters I hope you get better I love you
Brother: I can hear you using the vibrator every night, I’m right here if you need help Sister: that’s my fu__ing electric toothbrush Brother: oh, well the offer still stands.
