Why do people hate Velma now?
Because she joined the Dark Side.
yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men but they think there's only one side of her ;v; I tried making one of my own
Why did my foot cross the road?
Because your ass was on the other side.
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible
Why can't an orphan play soccer on the home side of the field? THEY DON'T HAVE A HOME!!
What are two plus sides to being an orphan are? 1.All your snacks are family sized 2.no one can make jokes about your mama.
Mom told me to get more in touch with my feminine side. So I crashed the car.