Last year, I gave my brother a BB gun for his birthday, he gave me a T-shirt with a bullseye on it. I asked him what was the bullseye for he said target practice
Why are Alabamians so resentful of immigrants?
They don't want their sons and daughters to have sex with anyone other than their siblings or relatives.
What’s worse than banging your sister
Having to wear your dad’s wedding ring
What is worse than seeing your sibling drown? Getting the water bill
Neo-Confederates all claim to be about "heritage" not "hate". Well, if your heritage consists of Kelly Clarkson, riding on siblings, and treating Donald Trump as if he's the second coming, then it really sucks to be you.
What is the worst thing your sibling can steal from you? Your virginity
I was gonna say when you were born your mum saw you and screamed but I remembered you were adopted...
You learn from mistakes! That's why you're an only child!
when I see the little brother in a video get everything i try t and get grounded ;-;
Why did orphans eat ice cream cones? Because they can't eat family pack.
One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Claus, "Please send me a sibling" Santa Claus wrote him back and said "okay, send me your mother"
Why should you never give an orphan a phone?
Because they wouldent be able to find the home buton
Every culture has weird food.
Australians eat vegemite. The British eat haggis. The French eat snails. The Chinese eat dogs. The Americans eat their young siblings' private parts.
If a emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight the quiet kid would win cause the emo kid would hang him self death
