Little Timmy wanted to take a shower with his dad. His dad said don't look down. Timmy looked down. Timmy said "What's that?". Timmy's dad said "that's Mr.wiggles". Timmy wanted to take a shower with his mom. Timmy's mom said don't look down. Timmy looked down. Timmy said "What's that?". Timmy's mom said "that's my garden". Timmy's mom said don't look up. Timmy looked up. Timmy said "What are those?". Timmy's mom said those are her headlights. Timmy wanted to sleep with his parents. His parents said don't look under the covers. Timmy looked under the covers. Timmy yelled "MOMMY, MOMMY, MR.WIGGLES IS ATTACKING YOUR GARDEN! TURN ON YOUR HEADLIGHTS!"
Your friend took a shower and used Pantene but i got a watermelon to keep me clean
Be warned, if you are in the shower, I might pikachu and it's not my fault if I see any jigglypuffs.
When i get naked in the shower it gets turned on
"I wasn't that drunk yesterday." "Oh boy you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying."
Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries
Why don't you shower with a pokemon? He might pikachu.
Yo momma's so stupid, she took a shower for 20 minutes after she heard a DIRTY JOKE!!!!
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? The hockey player showers after 3 periods.