Little Timmy wanted to take a shower with his dad. His dad said, "Don't look down." Timmy looked down. Timmy said, "What's that?" Timmy's dad said, "That's Mr. Wiggles." Timmy wanted to take a shower with his mom. Timmy's mom said, "Don't look down." Timmy looked down. Timmy said, "What's that?" Timmy's mom said, "That's my garden." Timmy's mom said, "Don't look up." Timmy looked up. Timmy said, "What are those?" Timmy's mom said, "Those are her headlights." Timmy wanted to sleep with his parents. His parents said, "Don't look under the covers." Timmy looked under the covers. Timmy yelled, "MOMMY, MOMMY, MR. WIGGLES IS ATTACKING YOUR GARDEN! TURN ON YOUR HEADLIGHTS!"
Mr Wiggles, Garden, and Headlights
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This is a classic joke that uses childish misunderstandings and euphemisms. Timmy's dad refers to his penis as Mr. Wiggles, and his mom refers to her private part as "garden" and her breasts as "headlights". Timmy, being a kid, interprets these terms literally. The punchline is funny because it paints an absurd picture of the male and female genitals fighting.
NIGGA
Yaw, fuck dis stupi shit man
NIGGA
Yaw, Fuck dis stupi shit man
Yeet
Gross the garden i think should have won but it didn't
terd on your face
HA! BEST JOKE EVER! GARDEN VS MR WIGGLES
Annonmys
Ha ha
Daddy
who has sex with their child in their bed
THERE IS A BIG HOT DOG IN UR ANUS
my parents have im 13 i was 5 ruined childhood
Anonymous
Daddy: ambiguity is not your friend