Shorts Jokes

I have a short TRUE story of how i found out my brother was gay and did "it" with his best friend. when my brother was 12-13 years, he fucked his best friend and i saw it. i was like 4-5 years UNDERSTANDING what "it" stood for at the time. all i heard was "ahh" and "mmm". the only thing that traumatized me the most was when my brother moaned "daddy". i was so traumatized that i told my mother about it, she rolled her eyes and said, "he's probably playing a game with Evan". BULLSHIT.. NO YOU DUMBASS. he was playing the game "SEX". more like "GAY SEX". I even told my father and he said, "I don't understand what you're trying to say". I told him DIRECTLY that i heard my brother say "daddy" to his damn best friend! i actually got so curious, i opened the door and saw then doing "69". i was blank white after i saw it. i will NEVER forget that he did "it" with his own best friend.. NEVER forget about it. (just a btw i still have the image stuck in my head and never forget how YOUNG he was..) (he ain't no virgin not more i guess lmfao.)

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What do you call angry midgets? short tempered

I would make a joke about short people but they probably couldn't hear it

Your sister’s so short she needs to roll up her panties

the source for youtube shorts are from zidane's hair

Your so short that I had to ask god why he made you short ass toothpick legs

Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts. I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.

i was in cooking class and my teacher said - does anyone know what a chopping board is similar to?

me and my friend just glanced at each other and burst out laughing.

long story short the teacher understood the joke and now we are both in daily therapy 😭💀

I crashed into the back of a car at the lights today. A really short guy got out of it and said, “I’m not happy.” I said, “Well which one are you then?”

You’ve really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can’t reach it anyway.

What does a dick and a eldarly person have in common,? They are both short.

Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work

Short girl: "How do you see up there?"

Tall guy: "Who said that?"

I spit my drink out and then ran away.

Why you should never borrow money from dwarves? Because they always short 😁😁😁😁

Wanna hear a couple of short jokes and a long joke?

Joke,

Joke,

Jooooooooooooooke.

A man was walking home but felt tired so took a short cut through the cemetery. He then heard a tap tap then out of the corner of his eye he saw a man with a hammer hitting the tombstone the man said "you scared me I thought you were a ghost" the other person mumbled "they spelt my name wrong"