Wots the funniest joke ever? rapboat thinking he can rap.
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS
Why did the rapper always carry a camera?
Because he wanted to CAPTURE the RAP STAR
Why was the rapper afraid of ghosts?
Because they kept BOOING him off STAGE
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his FLEX RHYMES
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the BEAT
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could NAVIGATE his way through the RAP GAME
What did the rapper say to the fridge? (Part 1) "Give me a BEET”
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some sick WAVES of applause
What do you call a rapper who's also a MAGICIAN?
Eminem-o the Great
Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac-square
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the BEET
Life is like a bag of jellybeans Nobody likes the black ones
Why do gay man hate period They they prefer Collins
What do you call Chinese assassin? Chinese takeout
What did the duck do when he crossed the road?- the duck jumped into a pool of ant piles💀 💀
What do you call a fart in a gay bar A mating call