Shoo jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, when The Oh Hellos saw you they said "Shoo!"
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What do you call a one-legged Asian?
Tie Won Shoo.
Q: What do you call an angry, bullied Asian kid?
Shoo Ting.
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What did the tissue wear?
A shoe.
Children should never run with scissors, and lesbians should never scissor with the runs.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -- A stick.
How does Hitler tie his shoes?
In tiny Knotsies.
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Nutted in my shoes, now my kids are taking a walk.
Why don't blind people skydive?
Because it scares their dogs too much!