Shoo jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, when The Oh Hellos saw you they said "Shoo!"
What do you call a one-legged Asian?
Tie Won Shoo.
Q: What do you call an angry, bullied Asian kid?
Shoo Ting.
What did the tissue wear?
A shoe.
Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield?
"Everywhere."
Children should never run with scissors, and lesbians should never scissor with the runs.
A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a Shitzu.
A man walks into a zoo. The only animal was a dog.
It was a shih tzu.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -- A stick.