Shittier jokes
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken.
Those t.p. jokes are getting shittier by the second.
The toilet having an argument with the toilet paper, the owner of the house had diarrhea, who's day was more shittier!?
The only thing shittier than rapeboats rhymes are his jokes.
What's a perfect example of poor management? A prostitute getting pregnant.
What's worse than 3 babies in one trashcan?
One baby in three trashcans.
A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Do you have any problems with shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit says, "No." So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.
What's worse than finding 10 babies in 10 dumpsters?
Finding 1 baby in 10 dumpsters.
What's worse than a baby in a trash can?
A baby in 10 trash cans.
