Shittier jokes
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken.
Those t.p. jokes are getting shittier by the second.
The toilet having an argument with the toilet paper, the owner of the house had diarrhea, who's day was more shittier!?
The only thing shittier than rapeboats rhymes are his jokes.
A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Do you have any problems with shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit says, "No." So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.
You know what the worst thing about gang rape is?
Having to wait your turn.
lowkey "discharge" is an ugly word. I prefer créme de la meow meow.
What's the worst part of a Down Syndrome relationship? There's more downs than ups!
Whenever I have diarrhea, my roommate gets constipated.
When I told him this, he said, "Are you kidding me?"
I said, "I shit you not."
