Shes jokes

A farmer walks into his bedroom with his wife in bed with a sheep under his arm and says, "This is the pig I'm fucking." She says, "You idiot, that's a sheep!" He says, "Shut up, I wasn't talking to you."

Sally had 69 boobs, which was 222 many, 69,222. So she went to the doctor on 51st street, 69,222,51, who gave her pills. She took them 8 times a day, and now she is boobless.

Yo mama so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.

Yo mama so fat, when she bought a fur coat a whole species went extinct.

A 17 year old pregnant Juanita flew all the way to NY from TX to get an abortion. Initially, she was denied the procedure because she wasn't COVID boosted, but after she explained the father was religious and wanted to be involved, they quickly resolved the threat.

Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔

Yo mama is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it says "to be continued."

Yo mama so slow, she took nine months to make the joke. Thank god mine only took 6.

Yo mama so fat, she made Fat Albert jealous!

Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my blind friend couldn’t see, she said, “Open yo eyes!”

Yo mama so old, she got nostalgia for the Big Bang!

Yo mama so old, she witnessed Noah building the ark.

Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my friend was mute she said, “Can't you unmute her?”

My mom bought me a car, and she called me an ungrateful b*tch because I sat in my wheelchair the whole time.

One day, someone's ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat, and her ex-boyfriend was there and gave her an apple. Next minute, she had chlamydia. What did the boyfriend do?

So my ex, who wouldn't leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though Will has a better haircut than me, but anyway, when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met, and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat.

Then I told her she has the Wendy's logo haircut and then some other things I'm not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit, I was done.

Anyways, she cried lol.

What does an orgasm and a pulse have in common?

I don't care if she has either.

Yo mama is so old, she is the founder of the pyramid of Egypt.

Yo mama so fat I bet if she farted, the whole Universe go Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-BOOM.

Yo mama so old, I bet she was born when dinosaurs were made, and also she killed them with they breath! 😭😭