New Shes Jokes - Page 55 - Worst Jokes Ever

My wife left a note on the fridge that said, “This isn’t working.”

I’m not sure what she’s talking about. I opened the fridge door, and it’s working fine!

She needs a flat surface cleaner.

Your sister is so stupid, she only thinks an onion will make people cry.

So I threw a coconut at her.

You and your sister always get into a fight and she says, "I don't care." Then you say right away, "About you!"

Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To Be Continued."

She's a 10, but she doesn't like sex.

Guy, it was so weird yesterday. I saw a guy, and he kept repeating the same thing over and over. I hate people with dementia. I told my mom to get a new mirror, but she won’t listen to me. It’s almost like I said it like 20 times every time I say it.

Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.

Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!

Did you know Helen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard?

No, and neither did she.

My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.

Your sister is so ugly that she made an onion cry.

Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."

Yo mama so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

I was at work and then a little kid came up to me and she said, "What happened to all the parents?" She sounded so confused, so I told her, "It's only yours, kid, they left you on purpose." She cried. I felt bad for a second and thought, oh well, time to get back to my job at the orphanage.