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Mama

  • Yo mama is so short, Minions look down at her.

    Yo mama is so fat that she volunteered for the Hunger Games 'cause she thought it was an eating competition.

    Yo mama is so ugly when Santa Claus saw her, he yelled "Ho Ho Holy Sh*t!"

    Yo mama is so old, when she walked into an antique store, they didn't let her leave.

    Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.

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  • Community talk

  • anybody want some ducks ( grabs a duck and presents it it back flips in my hand towards my face ) oh sh- (it spits fire in my face) I AM FIREPROOF!!!!

  • angel3.0 i see you talking sh!t to my friends,better watch yo fucking mouth, no life, dirty asshole bitch

  • if anyone's on tell ethan that,the account user@ethan is gay that he saying sh*t about him.