Sexual Content Jokes

Peanut Butter

Friend: What are you doing?

Me: Putting peanut butter on my balls.

Friend hears in the distance, "Orphans, I have food for you!"

Diaper

What should you do after banging the tightest pussy?..

Just put the diaper on her 😉

Boob

Boobs are like batteries...

AA will get the job done...

C is bigger than AA...

D is bigger that C...

...and if they're square, you don't want to put your tongue on them!

Knob

Little Johnny stooped down to lick my balls and deep dick my throbbing knob.

Nursery Rhyme

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some water. Jill pulled up her dress and said, "Daddy, fuck me harder."