Sexual Content jokes

If she's not ready for an X-rated movie, she's not ready for this X-rated booty.

Friend: What are you doing?

Me: Putting peanut butter on my balls.

Friend hears in the distance, "Orphans, I have food for you!"

What should you do after banging the tightest pussy?..

Just put the diaper on her 😉

Boobs are like batteries...

AA will get the job done...

C is bigger than AA...

D is bigger that C...

...and if they're square, you don't want to put your tongue on them!

Little Johnny stooped down to lick my balls and deep dick my throbbing knob.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some water. Jill pulled up her dress and said, "Daddy, fuck me harder."

What’s your favorite food? Chode in the hole?

Keira likes massive, juicy, insanely big cock!

I can see your cameltoe, you nasty thot!