Sexual Assault jokes

What's the difference between a dog and a rapist?

At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.

What shoes do pedophiles wear? White vans.

How do pedophiles fit in? They force it to go in.

How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile comes in.

What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? "Ho ho ho!"

According to statistics, 5 of 6 people enjoy gang rape.

I saw a man trying to rape a girl. I decided to help. She didn't stand a chance against both of us.