Sexual Assault jokes

A guy walks into a bar. He sees a hot girl. He walks up to her and says, "You're getting laid tonight." She replies, "What are you, some sort of psychic?" He says, "No, I'm just stronger than you."

What's the difference between a dog and a rapist?

At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.

What shoes do pedophiles wear? White vans.

How do pedophiles fit in? They force it to go in.

How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile comes in.

What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? "Ho ho ho!"

According to statistics, 5 of 6 people enjoy gang rape.

I saw a man trying to rape a girl. I decided to help. She didn't stand a chance against both of us.