Sexism jokes

If a man drove over a woman, whose fault was it? The man, because he shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.

I like my couches like my women... Old, used, and big enough to fit 3 men.

I was talking to this absolutely gorgeous woman, and I asked her, “What do you do?” And she said, “I’m a brain surgeon.” And I don’t know if this makes me sexist or not, but I was really impressed.

Most women can’t pull off sarcasm.

Women's rights.

My dishwasher is broke.

What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets?

Women.