What do you call a muslim in america being pursued by a perv Alien Vs Predator
Uder the sheets
Under the sheeeets Me and your mother making your brother
Under the sheets DO do do do dododoodoooddododoodo
SEX KIDS FUCKING VIRGINS
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?
Mine would be Alien Vs. Predator
There were people having sex when it started sinking. Legend tells when you go near the ship you can see semin and if you listen close enough you'll hear them moaning.
Now that's a hell of a ghost story.
A bird was on a branch at school today. I turn away to talk to my friends and another bird was there when I turned around. I turn around again and the birds are having fucking sex!!!
What the fuck.
Now I've seen everything
Jesus got rejected. A few years later he died. He came back just to lose his virginity because even jesus is not a fucking cunt. Get off this site and go have some sex you fucking virgins.
You know it's so hard to clean my sex toys. Thank you Jesus for creating baptism.
Whoever said men will fuck anything that moves is *dead* wrong.
you smell dirty toe nails and pigeon sex
How to do trick a gay man to have sex with a woman?
Take a dump on her vagina!
What 16 stoner rode a Derby winner.
Lester Piggotts
Mmmmmmmm daddy fck me harder i love you daddy mmmm i luv your cock mmmm lick me lick my clit daddy
most people my age have had sex - not my fault i'm not able to fit in
one day little Johnny came home with his girlfriend and told his dad "were gonna go to my room and do some homework" and his dad said ok 5 minutes later little Johnny's dad heard noises coming from his room so he went to go see what it was and all he heard was "baby baby oh baby baby oh" little Johnny's dad started banging on the door and said "little Johnny what are you doing in there" then little Johnny said "dad were just having sex" then little Johnny's dad said " oh i thought you were listing to some Justin bibber up in here
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of cliffs? They push back harder.
What to you call someone who has sex with foals, calves and lambs? A Quadrupedophile.
I met an amazing girl online. Smart, sexy... uninhibited. Of course it turned out to be a 12 year old paraplegic boy... I have to admit... The sex was disappointing.
the woman said stop but the man kept going so the wife just kept fucking
You ever had sex with a woman that is so fat , it counted as a threesome
If a gay peson is vegan how does he have sex he will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throught
