September 11, 2001 jokes

Plane

  • On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.

    On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.

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    Plane

  • Me dozing off while driving.

    Everyone else on the passenger plane: September 11, 2001.

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  • People

  • People often ask me what I would do for a Klondike bar. Well, I'd straight up put 5 hijackers on Flight 175 before it departed from Logan Airport at 8:14 a.m. on September 11, 2001.

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