September 11, 2001 jokes

Plane

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Me dozing off while driving.

Everyone else on the passenger plane: September 11, 2001.

Plane

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On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.

On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.

People

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People often ask me what I would do for a Klondike bar. Well, I'd straight up put 5 hijackers on Flight 175 before it departed from Logan Airport at 8:14 a.m. on September 11, 2001.

9/11

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What were the terrorist of 9/11 thinking?

We can’t go over it, we can’t go under it, we'll have to go through it.