Sensibility jokes

Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it?

God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!

What do parents and dark humor have in common? Not everyone gets them.

At least 32 people hate orphan jokes.

And I thank all the people who participate in this protest.

You people are sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!! None of these are funny. Sick sick sick!!!!!!!

I asked my friend, "Shouldn't we have 6 senses?"

He replied, "What is the 6th sense?"

"Common sense," I shot back while looking at the kid who was going to detention. "Never mind," I said.

God, people are so sensitive these days. You can't even say, "Paint the wall black," you have to say, "Jamal, could you paint the wall?"

They say we have a primal sense, that we can just feel when someone is watching us.

It’s been a few weeks, and it's clear that you do not have that sense.

What's more sensitive than a pushy?

A Western man on the internet.

Autists either believe everything you tell them or are nonstop skeptics. There is no in-between.