Sensibility jokes

Rib

Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it?

God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!

People

At least 32 people hate orphan jokes.

And I thank all the people who participate in this protest.

Memes

People

You people are sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!! None of these are funny. Sick sick sick!!!!!!!

Gender

Genders are like the twin towers. There used to be two of them, and now it’s a sensitive subject.

Woman

Tell a woman she's beautiful a hundred times, and she won't believe you. Tell a woman she's fat once, and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.

Man

What does it mean when a man has a dodgy past? It means he has skeletons in his closet.

What does it mean when a man likes Lana Del Rey better than Ed Sheeran? It means he has a closet full of women's leather pants (but no women in their dating history).

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    People are probably blaming me for making Hailey leave. But I never meant for this to happen. If people don't know, it all started from one of my harmless feminism jokes, when she and her friends started to talk shit about it and me. Sure, I said some stuff that I regret (and I did say sorry for them), but I was trying to stop this bullshit. Whenever they made insulting posts and comments, I would ignore or respond c… Read more