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Rectum

Anonymous · 2 years ago

A close-up shot of a gas pump nozzle with a caution sticker that reads: "CAUTION: DO NOT INSERT IN MOUTH OR RECTUM." Text at the bottom says, "I have no words..."

Teacher

✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

Teacher picks me because she/he knows i'm not listening

An image shows five gophers standing in a field. The gopher in the middle is in focus, with the other four gophers slightly behind. The text on the image reads "Why do you always pick me? There are others, ya know!"

Duck

Evil Duck Lords Of America · 1 year ago

A cartoon drawing of a group of yellow ducklings in a circle on green grass with a white duck in the middle. A speech bubble from the white duck says "Duck, duck, duck, duck..." A thought bubble from one of the yellow ducks says "He's gonna pick me. I know he's gonna pick me... They always pick me..."

Sigma

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a Google search page for "sigma". The results are encircled and connected by lines to multiple images of Patrick Bateman.

Cat

𝓼𝓸𝓷 𝓰𝓸𝓴𝓾 · 2 years ago

The image is a compilation of several pictures of cats with captions. One cat is running, another looks cute, one is fat and being begged not to be eaten, and another says it can change.

Spongebob

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The meme is composed of three panels from Spongebob, each with speech bubbles. In the first panel, Patrick is dressed in a suit and is crying at a funeral, with the text "MAY HE REST IN PEACE!!!!" In the second panel, Spongebob is yelling, with the text "this disney dvd is enhanced with disneys fast play your movie and a selection of bonus features will begin automatically." In the third panel, Squidward is scolding Spongebob, with the text "really isnt a good time Spongebob." Spongebob replies, "You're no fun."

Game

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

GET DOXXED JAKE

A full body image of the character Jake from the game Subway Surfers. The character is wearing a red hat with a pattern and a blue denim jacket. A blue "SELECTED" button is also visible. The text on the image says "Jake".

Hitman

Toast ツ · 2 years ago

A person in a suit holds a gun. Text on the image reads, "HITMAN FOR HIRE. The only service you can trust! Dependably eliminating students since 1999. SANG VOLA. In Association with COLUMBINE HIGH SCHOOL. A Natural Selection Production."

Preference

ADHD autist · 3 years ago

Haven’t gotten to the ones I like the most.

An abstract image of a multi-layered, colorful, geometric pattern with a circular design. It has a central vortex. The colors are vibrant and include red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and pink, all on a black background.

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