Seizure

Seizure Jokes

What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bath tub? -Throw in some laundry...

What’s the first thing you should do if an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw in your dirty laundry.

I recently got pulled over by the cops and started spazzing out because of the police lights

He arrested me for impersonating Gorge Floyd. *I have seizures*

I was on the Oregon trail with my friend's brother carl. he got cholera, so we threw him off the wagon. when we came back, he was having a seizure and pooping uncontrollably. it was pretty cholerious.