Seizure

Seizure Jokes

Race

What do you call a white person having a seizure?

A saltshaker.

Man

What do you call a Black man having a seizure?

Chocolate shake.

Epileptic

How do you throw a surprise party at the hospital?

Throw a strobe light in the epileptic ward.

Shake

How do you make the world’s greatest Harlem Shake?

Throw a flashbang into a room full of epileptics.

Epileptic

What’s the first thing you should do if an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw in your dirty laundry!

Police

I recently got pulled over by the cops and started spazzing out because of the police lights.

He arrested me for impersonating George Floyd.

*I have seizures*

Man

What did the man say about someone who had a seizure?

"Jit was lagging."

Epilepsy

What do you do when a person with epilepsy gets seizures in the bathtub? Throw in some laundry.

Epileptic

Q: What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?

A: Throw in some laundry.

Friend

My friend's man has seizures, so guess who won their breakdancing tournament.

Epilepsy

How did the dude with epilepsy win the break dancing competition?

He saw flashing lights.

Friend

I was on the Oregon trail with my friend's brother, Carl. He got cholera, so we threw him off the wagon. When we came back, he was having a seizure and pooping uncontrollably. It was pretty cholerious.