What is Juice WRLD's favorite restaurant?
Little Seizures.
What's breakdancing, twitching, and noisy?
A child with epilepsy.
Why did Anna give Carson a blowjob?
He made her.
What do you call an epileptic midget that works at Little Caesars?
Little Seizures.
What do you call an epileptic in a swimming pool? A dishwasher.
People having seizures are just people dreaming about rollercoasters.
How do you start a rave? Throw a flash bang into an epileptic children's ward.
What was the epileptic chef’s house special?
Seizure salad.
What do you call a kid having a seizure on a dance floor? An improvement.
How do u know Stephen Hawking is having a seizure?
He spills coffee on his iPad.
What do you do with epileptic lettuce? -- You make a seizure salad.
