Seizure jokes

What is Juice WRLD's favorite restaurant?

Little Seizures.

What's breakdancing, twitching, and noisy?

A child with epilepsy.

Why did Anna give Carson a blowjob?

He made her.

What do you call an epileptic midget that works at Little Caesars?

Little Seizures.

What do you call an epileptic in a swimming pool? A dishwasher.

People having seizures are just people dreaming about rollercoasters.

How do you start a rave? Throw a flash bang into an epileptic children's ward.

What was the epileptic chef’s house special?

Seizure salad.

What do you call a kid having a seizure on a dance floor? An improvement.

How do u know Stephen Hawking is having a seizure?

He spills coffee on his iPad.

What do you do with epileptic lettuce? -- You make a seizure salad.