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how do you make a octopus laugh ten tickles
What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus
what do you call 2 octopus that look the same? Itenticale!
Where does a octopus put its money? In a octo-purse
What do you call a octopus with eight legs? a octo-pussy!!!
How dose a octopus laugh ? Bubel bubele
What is the octopuses favorite shape
An octagon
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature which would he be? A: Adlof-in
Did you hear about the guy who got a tattoo of an octopus?
He got inked up.
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? -- Because the octopus was well armed.
Most people think an octopus has 8 legs.
Actually, they have 6 legs and 2 arms. How can you tell which are the arms?
Hit it on the head. The two that go up to the head when he says "Owwww" are his arms.