How many oz. of water does it take to screw a light bulb.
None, also what the heck are you doing with water when people in Africa don’t have any?
Crucifixion - only one guy who nailed it... at least Jesus didn't get screwed over, but I bet he was pretty cross about being forced to hang around.
how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5 4 to turn the table, and 1 to hold the bulb.
What does a robot do after a one night stand? He nuts n bolts
The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up.
How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
To get to there other side!
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it.
How many dead prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
More than three because the basement is still dark!
How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just Juan.
