A man finds out his wife is cheating on him with his best friend, so he hires a hitman to shoot his wife in the head, and his friend in the balls. The hitman charges $100 per bullet. The man agrees.
Later, they set up, and the hitman looks through the scope and says, “I can save you $100!”
What makes a 360 no-scope and JFK's assassination similar?
Both were some of the greatest achievements in history to achieve.
Mom, where are we going?
To your grandma's funeral.
Yeah, 'cause I 360 no-scoped that b*tch in the face.
No scope, bitch!
I took my girlfriend out the other day... Man, do I love being a sniper.
I took my mother-in-law out yesterday morning.
Damn, I love being a sniper.
In the words of Kerk Cobane: "Check this sweet no scope!"
