Scooby jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, I buttfucked Scooby Doo.
Your hairline is so far back, even Shaggy and Scooby ran away!
What do you call Scooby Doo with a blunt in his mouth? Scooby Dooby.
Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.
They both routinely place meat in small buns.
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?
Are you ready, kids?🤣
What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?
Are you ready kids?
What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"
A pedophile lures a group of Houston Girl Scouts with "Hey girls, would you like some candy?" They all agree and follow him to his neighborhood. There he offers them some more candy and they follow him to his house. Once again he offers them candy to go in to his house. In the lounge he offers them candy to go to his room. As he leads them up the stairs one of them pipes up and says "God, I hope we get laid before we get diabetes."
