Scooby jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, I buttfucked Scooby Doo.
Your hairline is so far back, even Shaggy and Scooby ran away!
What do you call Scooby Doo with a blunt in his mouth? Scooby Dooby.
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?
Are you ready, kids?🤣
What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?
Are you ready kids?
A pedophile lures a group of Houston Girl Scouts with "Hey girls, would you like some candy?" They all agree and follow him to his neighborhood. There he offers them some more candy and they follow him to his house. Once again he offers them candy to go in to his house. In the lounge he offers them candy to go to his room. As he leads them up the stairs one of them pipes up and says "God, I hope we get laid before we get diabetes."
Crappy joke warning: How does Spongebob have fun? He smokes seaweed.
Little Johnny was playing outside and steps on a honeybee. His dad sees this and says, "I saw what you did and for that, you get no honey for two weeks." Johnny replies, "I don't care, I don't like honey anyway." About fifteen minutes later, Little Johnny is playing with the butterflies and rips the wings off of one. His dad bursts out and says, "I saw that, and for it you get no butter for a month." Little Johnny replies, "I don't care, I don't like butter anyway." Both Little Johnny and his dad go in for dinner. Johnny's mother sees a cockroach on the ground and steps on it. Little Johnny looks and smiles and says, "Do you want to tell her or should I?"
