Scooby jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, I buttfucked Scooby Doo.

Your hairline is so far back, even Shaggy and Scooby ran away!

What do you call Scooby Doo with a blunt in his mouth? Scooby Dooby.

What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?

Are you ready, kids?🤣

What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"

What's the similarities between Spiderman and a homeless person?

They both have no way home!

What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?

Are you ready kids?

Crappy joke warning: How does Spongebob have fun? He smokes seaweed.