Scooby jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, I buttfucked Scooby Doo.
Your hairline is so far back, even Shaggy and Scooby ran away!
What do you call Scooby Doo with a blunt in his mouth? Scooby Dooby.
A man gets kicked out of police camp after writing "Who's that Pokémon?" next to all of the chalk outlines.
What do SpongeBob and Asians have in common?
They're both yellow and can't drive.
Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.
They both routinely place meat in small buns.
In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle Dave...
What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"


