Scientists say I'm made up of 75% of water
But after jumping in the ocean its 100%just like my depression.
What has 4 wheels 2 legs and loves his shoulder
Stephen hawking
Why did the people think Stephen hawking was disrespectful? Cause he didn’t stand up for the national anthem
The reason Steven hawking died is he lost his internet connection
I can't find out where Stephen Hawkings is from, I just can't place his accent.
Where was Stephan hawking buried
In a black hole 😂😂
Steven Hawking lost the wifi connection on March 14, 2018.
WHY DID THE SCIENTIST WANTED TO TAKE OFF HIS DOORBELL
BECAUSE HE WANTED TO WIN THE NO BELL PRIZE
Why was Stephen hawkings wife mad at
She cought him having an afair with his shoulder
We all know albert Einstein was a genius but his brother frank was a monster
What did scientists prove when they saw a skeleton on the moon? The cow didn’t make it
What was Stephan hawkings mother’s name
Ilean
What’s the difference between Issac Newton and my Dad? Issac Newton didn’t beat me half to death with a pipe wrench
Stephen hawkings is such a bad role model for our kids
He only ever looks one way when crossing the street
Steven hawking walks into a bar.... no I'm just kidding.
What do you do with a dead scientist
You barium
(A scientist time travels into the year 2024) ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Scientist: So, what happened with the storming of Area 51?
Pedestrian: Oh, you mean The 51 Massacre?
What was Stephen Hawkins last words? System failure
A NASA scientist is sitting in a bar when a Martian walks in and orders a martini. The NASA scientist quickly realizes he is dreaming and wakes up. He turns to his wife and tries to explain the dream, but she rolls over and ignores him because she is tired of listening to him. The NASA scientist begins to sob because his marriage is in shambles. lmao
What does Stephen Hawkins say after sex? That was wheely good
