School violence jokes
When you lose a game of Kahoot, so you kashoot up the school.
When the school shooter leaves your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
Quiet kid: "I'm home!"
Parents: "What did you learn at school today?"
Quiet kid: "I've learned that I've had enough!"
When the school shooter misses you, but you gotta play it off.
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School shooting happens:
Foreign exchange student: Sobbing under desk.
American student: “First time?”
The student from Irak with an AK47: "RAtatata..."
Those poor kids at Sandy Hook, all they wanted was books. Instead, they got magazines.
Q: What do you call an angry, bullied Asian kid?
Shoo Ting.
Remember, kids: the school shooter can't get you if YOU are the shooter.
When you're the only one nice to the quiet kid.
Kid: "I like you... don't go to school tomorrow."
Today, my mom gave me a lecture on how to stay safe during school shootings. When my brother walked past, my mom asked me a question: "What do you think of going through kids' heads during a school shooting?" That's when my brother came back downstairs and said to me and my mom, "Bullets." We don't talk about this anymore.
How do you start a school shooting at a black school?
Call the cops.
One time, the quiet kid hacked the speakers in a school. Next thing you know, "Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster The People starts playing.
