School shooting happens:
Foreign exchange student: Sobbing under desk.
American student: “First time?”
The student from Irak with an AK47: "RAtatata..."
School Violence Jokes
Those poor kids at Sandy Hook, all they wanted was books. Instead, they got magazines.
Quiet kid: "I'm home!"
Parents: "What did you learn at school today?"
Quiet kid: "I've learned that I've had enough!"
When the school shooter misses you, but you gotta play it off.
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When you lose a game of Kahoot, so you kashoot up the school.
When the school shooter leaves your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
