School violence jokes

School shooting happens:

Foreign exchange student: Sobbing under desk.

American student: “First time?”

The student from Irak with an AK47: "RAtatata..."

Those poor kids at Sandy Hook, all they wanted was books. Instead, they got magazines.

Quiet kid: "I'm home!"

Parents: "What did you learn at school today?"

Quiet kid: "I've learned that I've had enough!"

When the school shooter misses you, but you gotta play it off.

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When you lose a game of Kahoot, so you kashoot up the school.

When the school shooter leaves your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.