Scanner jokes

What do you call a Vietnamese antivirus scanner?

An-Thi-cho-rho-na.

I went to the store the other day and scanned an emo's arm.

It gave me a discount!

What happened when the emo went through the self-checkout?

Two beeps went off.

I don't need to go to the car dealership when I have a Geico scanner on my arm at all times. 😏

I know I'm valuable.

I come with a barcode.

I went to self-checkout at a store and I scanned my products, but the scanner wouldn't scan the barcode on my arm.

Taking you to go grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!

What do emo kids scan at the store? Their wrist.

Next time at Walmart, I'm going to scan my wrist. They are basically barcodes.

If I went to Walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they're barcodes too.

Me: tries to scan self at Walmart. I can't scan myself, wanna know why?

Alfred: Why?

Me: because I'm worthless... =)