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Camera

2 years ago

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The image shows Donald Trump staring directly at the camera with a serious expression and supermarket shelves in the background. The text on the image reads: "Me staring directly into the Walmart self checkout camera as I scan my nutsack as a bag of onions."
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    • Item

    1 year ago
    A person's arm with many fresh cuts is shown. A barcode scanner is pointed towards the arm. The text says "*beep* "I'm sorry this item is worthless."
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    Walmart

    5 years ago

    If I went to Walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they're barcodes too.

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    • Emo

    3 years ago

    What happened when the emo went through the self-checkout?

    Two beeps went off.

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    • Self Harm

    3 years ago

    I don't need to go to the car dealership when I have a Geico scanner on my arm at all times. 😏

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