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    • Jesus was being hung up on the cross, and me and all the other people at the bottom of the hill were watching. Jesus cries out,

    "Peter, Peter come to me!"

    So I climb up the hill on my hands and knees, and when I reach the top, the Romans cut off my arms and chuck me back down the hill.

    "Peter, Peter come to me!" cries Jesus once more. I stumble up the hill, then the Romans cut my legs off and threw me back down. For the third time, Jesus cries,

    "Peter, Peter come to me!". So I wriggle up the hill, and I guess the Romans pitied me and let me through.

    "Look Peter, I can see my house from here!"

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    • Jesus

    • Knock knock... Who's there? It's Jesus, let me in... Why? I have to save you... From what? From what I'm gonna do to you if you don't let me in.

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    • Community talk

    • Dear @matt Incase you have not noticed I recently started a very narcissistic dictatororal cult called Blach Man Cult. To join you must contact me and I'll gove you pfp to use.

    But I've went out of my way to make you one before you even ask.

    So here you go, my child. It's in the comments and I'd love to see it in action soon.

    Love, Your lord and saviour

    • this summer we lost a lot of important people, like our moderator and savior jake, wade aka the greatest person i’ve ever met, and so much more. i know it’s summer and it’s dead but hopefully wade will come back. i love you wade sincerely, your best friend

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