Saga jokes

John Cena

    • Mom: I saw John Cena at WWE.

    Son: No way, you can’t see him though.

    Mom: God!

    Son: What?

    Mom: You watch too much reality TV (comes to smack butt).

    Son: Also because I’m John Cena.

    Mom: Where, where’d ya go?

    John Cena: Hey, Mom.

    Mom: I’m only 31, you’re 42.

    Chicken

    • Who works at IHOP? A girl with one leg.

    P1: Why did the chicken cross the road?

    P2: To get to the other side DUH?!?

    P1: No dumbass, it's to get run over because he has depression, a chronic illness, and his father left him for a good for nothing pimp that doesn’t even give a shit about how he feels. (Kinda like me).

    P2: Holy shit are u ok? *Some random eavesdropping fucker dials 911 in a hurry*

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    • Koala

    • Q: Why did the Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was dead.

    Q: Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was hit by the first Koala.

    Q: Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it thought it was a game and joined in.

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