Why do orphans only eat cereal with water
Because their dad never came back with the milk
Me. I am the joke.
Little Steven has Scared to take a Shower by himself so he Asked his mum to shower with him. She said ok just don’t look up. He looked up and said wow what are those. She said they are headlights. He looked under and stuck his finger in it and said oh what is that. She said that’s a Pu-pu-pu Bush!! The next day Stevens mom wasn’t home so he asked his Papa can I shower with you? He said ok just don’t look up. Well Steven looked up and said WTH IS THAT? His dad said it’s a Snake. That night he asked his parents if he can sleep with them. They said ok Just don’t look under the covers. He grew bored then looked under and Screamed mom turn on the headlights There’s a snake in the bush.
What's the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.
don't be sad if you miss a shot when you yell Kobe. He didn't make it either
I was crying at school telling my friends my grandpa died, And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were "Are you still holding the ladder?"
I can't fake the smile for long, as there is weight hanging at both of its ends called depression.
are you sad then don't be sad because sad backwards is das and das no good.
Why cant dwarf be depressed?
Because they are compressed
i feel sad for orphans the cant watch star wars bc its parental guidance
I wanted to fall of a cliff, sadly, there aren't any cliff near my house.
What do you call a sad rabbit? UNHOPPY 😢😢
what is missing when a orphan buys a laptop? The home screen
So sad that orphans can't watch Family Feud. 😔
What do you no when your sad? Kick and orphan! What are they gonna so? Tell their parents?
I ask the orpahan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything. The I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanige.
When the depressed kid runs out of eyeliner So he says fruit ninja with his wrists
if you ask an artist how to commit suicide, they will say a very creative way
A cock really has a sad life, he’s hairs a mess his neighbors an areshole his best friend is a cunt.
How do you get an orphan sad
You say you say you will tell you mom that you have been a baaaaaad boy
