By the way, this joke is easily found on Google, this was not created by me, I just have not seen it in these fat jokes so I thought I'd say it.
Doctor: I diagnoss you with obesitiy. Patient: It runs in the family. Doctor: Nothing can run in your family.
Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?" "No, I lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" "Yeah, I’m positive!"
Alcoholics don't run in my family, they drive!
👱♀️ 👱♂️what is the difference between two blondes and a Libertarian? A Libertarian hasn't won a presidential election since 1972 and two blondes are too stupid to run in a presidential election
alcholics don't run in my family, they drive
I took a special needs child to a shooting range.
Poor bastard had no idea which direction to run in.
How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a square room and tell her to run in a circle.
Why do so many kids die in school shootings ? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors
Why does Ezra Miller’s Flash run in a straight line in The Flash movie? Bro ain’t straight.
Your mama is so fat that when she went to run in a yellow jumpsuit the kids thought they missed the school
How to make a orphans feet bleed make them run in place until their parents get them
It's the Olympics
Q) Why did the man decide not to run in his race? A) Because of Olympiad
Why can’t you run in a campground. Because it past tents.
why cant an orphan make a home run in baseball because they have no home to go to
The FitnessGramTM Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20-meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
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