Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.
By the way, this joke is easily found on Google, this was not created by me, I just have not seen it in these fat jokes so I thought I'd say it.
Doctor: I diagnoss you with obesitiy. Patient: It runs in the family. Doctor: Nothing can run in your family.
Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?" "No, I lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" "Yeah, I’m positive!"
Alcoholics don't run in my family, they drive!
What to you get if you cross diarrhoea with incest?
I don't know.
Neither do I, but it runs in the family.
Little Johnny and little Sally walked in on Mommy and Daddy going at it in the bedroom doggy style. They innocently ask, "Mommy, Daddy what are you doing?" Mommy xays, "Oh, Daddy is just parking his car in Mommy's garage, now go and play" A few minutes later they hear a blood curdling squeal and run to see what was the matter. Little Johnny is running in circles squealing and little Sally says, "Well little Johnny was trying to park his car in my garage and he couldn't get the back wheels in so l she l took the sissors and cut them off."
👱♀️ 👱♂️what is the difference between two blondes and a Libertarian? A Libertarian hasn't won a presidential election since 1972 and two blondes are too stupid to run in a presidential election
Im related to diarrhea it runs in my geans
alcholics don't run in my family, they drive
Do you know how Diarrhea is common in families? Because it runs in your genes.
I took a special needs child to a shooting range.
Poor bastard had no idea which direction to run in.
How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a square room and tell her to run in a circle.
Why do so many kids die in school shootings ? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors
Why does Ezra Miller’s Flash run in a straight line in The Flash movie? Bro ain’t straight.
Whats the definition of dissapointment running in to a wall with a bonner but it hits only hits your nose
Question; Did YOU KNOW, that "Diarrhea" is HEREDITARY? Answer: It "Runs" in YOUR JEANS!
Your mama is so fat that when she went to run in a yellow jumpsuit the kids thought they missed the school
How to make a orphans feet bleed make them run in place until their parents get them
It's the Olympics
Q) Why did the man decide not to run in his race? A) Because of Olympiad
Why can’t you run in a campground. Because it past tents.
