Alcoholics don't run in my family, they drive!
I took a special needs child to a shooting range.
Poor bastard had no idea which direction to run in.
Why does Ezra Miller’s Flash run in a straight line in The Flash movie? Bro ain’t straight.
Alcoholics don't run in my family, they drive.
👱♀️ 👱♂️What is the difference between two blondes and a Libertarian?
A Libertarian hasn't won a presidential election since 1972, and two blondes are too stupid to run in a presidential election.
Your mama is so fat that when she went to run in a yellow jumpsuit the kids thought they missed the school
why cant an orphan make a home run in baseball because they have no home to go to
Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.
The FitnessGramTM Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20-meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
Level 1 Feel it One Two Three Four Five Six Seven; end of level one.
How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.
It's the Olympics.
Q) Why did the man decide not to run in his race? A) Because of Olympiad.
Doctor: I diagnose you with obesity.
Patient: It runs in the family.
Doctor: Nothing can run in your family.
Why can’t you run in a campground. Because it past tents.
How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a square room and tell her to run in a circle.
101 pedo jokes.
Why's everything x2, need to get this shit dick off before the coppers come, it's called women taking advantage, you'll shit the bitcoin, 90% percent of pedo's who don't admit they're like kids blame the police, shit your kappas, you only want my veins why don't you inject me with smack, run in with ya black armbands, I've been sized for a million pound, stop giving me strain asking questions, I know what's going to happen next, bet the judge is a women, jealous coz your drink tastes like shit?
Is it coz your shit though? How many bids have you done? Shit 1 million views, don't try bribe me, did the police give me snip? How's my barbie doll or shall I say my little pony? The police beat fuck outta me, what's all these needle marks on my arm, I can tell you want something, why's everything like one big cycle, police own the dark web.
Keep it going on lol.
Two atoms are walking down the street, and they run into each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?" "No, I lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" "Yeah, I’m positive!"
