Roundhouse jokes

Chuck Norris once did a roundhouse kick... and successfully completed the bottle cap challenge.

Chuck Norris once ran all the way around the equator and kicked himself in the back.

Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a Hot Wheels car.

The wheels on the wheelchair go round and round.

What do all rangas have in common?

They all look like wildfires.

I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital.

The wheels on the bus go round and round!

"Ryan, come out to play-ee-ay!!"