Roundhouse jokes

Chuck Norris once ran all the way around the equator and kicked himself in the back.

Chuck Norris once did a roundhouse kick... and successfully completed the bottle cap challenge.

I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital.

The wheels on the bus go round and round!

What do bicycles and slaves have in common? They both use chains to work.

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song? "The wheels on the chair go round and round....."

I got sent to the principal's office for lighting the kid in the wheelchair on fire and calling him hot wheels.