What is red and cries and spins around and around?
- A baby in a microwave.
Don't treat her like a gold pump when she's treating you like a gray pistol. Put down a launch pad and rotate.
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?
They both have torn rotators.
Straight men change their girlfriends like they change their undies. So, about once a month.
What does a Rubik's cube and a man's penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
I was working for Space X. I was instructed to control a satellite's orbit rotation when suddenly the screen went black. I investigated and found out one of Penaldos penalty had hit and destroyed the satellite. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my dream job!
I went to a museum and saw clocks. The owner told me these were lying clocks. This is God's clock. It never moved because he never lied. This is your clock. It move 3 times because you lied 3 times i asked where is President trumps clock. he said it was at the equator. Spinning super fast for those who were on fire. I laughed so hard because it was so true
this is my fidget spinner, i got it in my easter basket.
I love the way the Earth rotates.
It really makes my day!
Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24 hours, so they just called it a "day".
